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Troy

A glossy, big-budget sword-and-sandals spectacle with strong star power, sweeping scale, and a handful of memorable duels. It’s best enjoyed as a muscular mythic blockbuster rather than a faithful adaptation of Homer; the drama is broad, the politics are simplified, and the romance is uneven, but the production… Read more

Troy

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Movie · War · Action

Thu · 2h 43m

Director: Wolfgang Petersen

Starring: Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Eric Bana

Overview

In year 1250 B.C. during the late Bronze age, two emerging nations begin to clash. Paris, the Trojan prince, convinces Helen, Queen of Sparta, to leave her husband Menelaus, and sail with him back to Troy. After Menelaus finds out that his wife was taken by the Trojans, he asks his brother Agamemnon to help him get her back. Agamemnon sees this as an opportunity for power. They set off with 1,000 ships holding 50,000 Greeks to Troy.

Director

Wolfgang Petersen

Cast

Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Eric Bana

Curator Review

Verdict

A glossy, big-budget sword-and-sandals spectacle with strong star power, sweeping scale, and a handful of memorable duels. It’s best enjoyed as a muscular mythic blockbuster rather than a faithful adaptation of Homer; the drama is broad, the politics are simplified, and the romance is uneven, but the production values and battle staging still land.

Best for

  • viewers who want an epic ancient-war blockbuster
  • fans of Brad Pitt-era star vehicles
  • people who enjoy mythic history more than strict accuracy
  • audiences looking for large-scale siege action and pageantry

Skip if

  • you want a faithful retelling of the Iliad
  • historical nitpicking ruins the fun for you
  • you prefer intimate character drama over spectacle
  • you’re looking for subtext-rich queer or literary adaptation choices

Overview

Troy is a polished, old-school epic that aims for grandeur first and nuance second. Wolfgang Petersen keeps the film moving with clear battle geography, huge crowds, and a steady stream of duels, while the production design sells the Bronze Age as a world of bronze, dust, and ego. The movie’s strongest asset is its scale: it wants to feel like a civilization colliding, not just a story about one war.

Worth noting

The cast helps a lot. Brad Pitt gives Achilles a cool, almost alien self-possession; Eric Bana brings grounded nobility to Hector; and the supporting players keep the court intrigue watchable even when the script rushes through major turns. The film’s emotional beats are broad and sometimes blunt, but the central rivalry has enough force to carry the runtime.

Bottom line

Its biggest weakness is that it sands down the myth into something more conventional and less strange. The romance is flatter than the legend, the politics are simplified, and the adaptation choices often feel designed to make the story more straightforward rather than more resonant. Still, if you want a handsome, muscular, late-2000s studio epic with real momentum, it delivers more often than it misses.

Top Letterboxd reviews

ashley (2.5★) · 9770 likes

can excuse historical inaccuracies but i draw the line at achilles being straight

alyssa (2.5★) · 4728 likes

they made ACHILLES straight....... ACHILLES.......

erin 🦇 (3.5★) · 4456 likes

they made achilles straight bc 2004 america couldnt handle the raw power of brad pitt and his rippling buttocks topping garrett hedlund

Xande(R) (0.5★) · 3750 likes

I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH. IT IS LITERALLY THE WORST. LET ME TELL YOU ALL THE THINGS WRONG WITH IT: 1) achilles and patroclus are COUSINS?!?! (THEY WEREN'T COUSINS, THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS AND LOVERS, ALSO PATROCLUS WAS OLDER?? AND ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD AT FIGHTING??) 2) they killed menalaus for some reason??? why??? 3) achilles is like...hyper-masculine and he was literally disguised as a woman and no one could tell 4) briseis was a priest of apollo instead of

Jaime 🏳️‍🌈✨ (2★) · 2949 likes

patroclus and achilles: we look like a couple david benioff: yeah a couple of cousins :)

Themes

ancient warfare, mythic heroism, siege and conquest, honor and glory, fatal pride, political ambition, love and betrayal, fate and mortality

Topics

sword-and-sandal, historical epic, war drama, mythic adaptation, siege warfare, bronze age, blockbuster spectacle, honor code, battle choreography, 2000s studio epic

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