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Cold Storage

A scrappy, crowd-pleasing horror-comedy with gross-out fungus mayhem, a light sci-fi premise, and enough energy to work as a disposable late-night watch. It sounds more interested in being funny and nasty than airtight, so the appeal will depend on whether you want a silly creature feature or a smarter outbreak… Read more

Cold Storage

Where to watch: Buy

Movie · Horror · Science Fiction

Thu · 1h 39m

Director: Jonny Campbell

Starring: Georgina Campbell, Joe Keery, Sosie Bacon

Overview

When a mutating, highly contagious fungus escapes a sealed facility, two employees – joined by a grizzled bioterror operative – must survive the wildest night shift ever to save humanity from extinction.

Director

Jonny Campbell

Cast

Georgina Campbell, Joe Keery, Sosie Bacon

Curator Review

Verdict

A scrappy, crowd-pleasing horror-comedy with gross-out fungus mayhem, a light sci-fi premise, and enough energy to work as a disposable late-night watch. It sounds more interested in being funny and nasty than airtight, so the appeal will depend on whether you want a silly creature feature or a smarter outbreak thriller.

Best for

  • fans of goofy creature features
  • viewers who like horror-comedy over straight horror
  • people in the mood for a messy, fast-paced B-movie
  • audiences who enjoy contagion/outbreak setups with practical gross-out effects

Skip if

  • you want polished, high-concept sci-fi
  • you dislike crude humor and body-horror imagery
  • you need strong character depth or emotional stakes
  • you prefer serious pandemic thrillers

Overview

Cold Storage plays like a knowingly trashy midnight movie: a sealed-facility outbreak, a mutating fungus, and a survival scramble that leans hard into absurdity. The tone implied by audience response is playful and nasty rather than bleak, with the kind of “turn your brain off and enjoy the mess” energy that can make a mediocre premise feel like a good time.

Worth noting

The movie’s biggest draw is its willingness to be ridiculous. The reviews point to gross-out set pieces, dumb-fun dialogue, and a self-aware B-movie rhythm that should land well with viewers who like their horror laced with comedy. It also seems to have a strong “charismatic loser in over his head” lead dynamic that gives the chaos some personality.

Bottom line

That said, this looks more like a disposable genre diversion than a must-see. If you want airtight plotting, real dread, or a genuinely unsettling infection movie, it may feel thin. But if you want a rowdy creature feature with fungus, panic, and a few laughs, it should do the job.

Top Letterboxd reviews

krowiara (4.5★) · 3033 likes

open ur mouth i wanna throw up in it

vivi (5★) · 2450 likes

joe keery booked one role as a loser and said yeah okay i like it let’s build a brand

cob (3.5★) · 2105 likes

no thoughts just blonde joe keery

☽ (5★) · 1872 likes

“—what’s wrong with him?”“—he’s got covid.” the silliest and funniest film i’ve seen in a while! bring back unserious movies with literally nonsense as the plot

lukal-el (2.5★) · 1251 likes

My favorite genre is Joe Keery being hot while having a job he absolutely hates

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Themes

fungal infection, containment breach, biological horror, outbreak survival, dark comedy, body horror, corporate or facility setting, night shift chaos

Topics

horror-comedy, creature feature, outbreak, body horror, biotech, darkly comic, B-movie, contagion, gross-out, late-night watch

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